Thursday, September 9, 2010

Money concerns

Ours may be over soon!  I received this email recently, and wow.  With $4.7 million, we should be able to pay for all the fertility treatments we want.  Heck, I might even be willing to give IVF with my own eggs a go. . . . $4.7 million would allow me to quit my job, too.


ZENITH BANK PLC
Head Office
Branch
Plot 84, Ajose Adeogun Street
Victoria Island
Lagos, Nigeria

Truth of the matter

This is to bring to your notice that a huge amount of money was deposited in this bank by the Governor Central Bank of Nigeria and His deputy in your name.The original amount was (US10.7M Dollars).Part of the money has been withdrawn last month by CBN GOVERNORleaving the balance of US4.700,000.00 Dollars (Four Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States dollars) behind.

Last week two staff of central bank of Nigeria came again to withdraw the balance of 4.700,000.00 Dollars but our bank refused.This bank, after much deliberation decided to source for the beneficiary of this funds whose name the money was deposited for claims.
Consequently,you are advised to indicate as a matter of urgency your interest to claim this fund by sending to us with immediate effect your Your Direct Telephone and fax Numbers and Scanned copy of your international passport or drivers license for proper identification.
The money will be paid to you by either wire transfer to your account,ATM card or Diplomatic means of payment. You are also advised as a matter of urgency to get back to me immediately for the release of this funds.

Note: Be informed that our charges for a wire transfer is $245 Dollars For a certified copy of an affidavit which will be attached to your payment file to avoid any hitch due to the fact that the funds has been tampered while our ATM card Delivery is 430 Dollars and the Diplomatic payment will cost 650 Dollars for a clearance certificate. the choice is yours.

The fees would have been deducted from your funds here in the bank , but for the fact that the account was tampered the management put the account on hold so that no one will have access to take out any money out of it unless the beneficiary come in person for security reasons,

Waiting for your urgent reply,
Dr.Godwin Emefiele
Foreign operations Manage
Zenith Bank Plc

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Whew!  What a relief!  :-)

In all seriousness, though, I had a job interview today with the same firm that interviewed me a couple of months ago, and I'm feeling very positive about it.  I need a change.  And if they meet my salary demand, I would be getting a significant raise, which would go a long way toward paying for fertility treatment.

5 comments:

  1. Good luck with the job...too bad about the $4.7million, that would have come in so frickin' handy. LOL

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  2. LOL!! The email sounds quite lucrative! GOOD LUCK on the job interview...sounds great!

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  3. Good luck with the new job prospect. I say we all win the lottery so that we can afford to bring our future children into this world.

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  4. There is nothing like being energized by your job. Boy, I sure hope you get it. All that positive energy and extra, well deserved cash sounds great.

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  5. that's funny!! I like "the truth of the matter".

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