These are the current top ten most commonly heard phrases from our sons, age 3 years 9 months:
10. Because I said so
9. I'm not your friend (only by AJ)
8. Can somebody wipe my bottom?
7. I want a treat
6. There's no monsters? (only by AJ)
5. Watch this, Mom!
4. I want to watch something on the TV (only by MJ)
3. I want to buy that!
2. I'm thirsty (or hungry)
1. Why?
No. 8 is at least somewhat nicer than what wakes me up most mornings: "Mummy, I had a poo!" I dream of the day when her arms are long enough to be able to do it herself...
ReplyDeleteHa! Yes, I've begun thinking that wiping one's own bum is a life skill I should work on teaching my children. :-)
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